the attic, and as heâs coming down the attic stairs, he says, âYou need a new ultraviolet light in the filtering system. Canât get you one till next week.â
He folds up the attic stairs. âAlso,â he says, walking into the living room, âyou gotta get someone to seal off these vents. And the vent in the attic doesnât have any screens. This placeâll be filled with birds and squirrels and mice pretty soon.â
âBirds and squirrels and mice?â Pam says.
âMaybe a snake or two,â the guy says. âBut you just have to put some screening there. Thatâll solve that problem. Iâll have the office call you when the UV light comes in.â
I walk the AC guy to the door and come back into the living room. Pam says, âBirds, squirrels, mice, and snakes? Next week?â
Saturday, September 19
This morning Benjamin, once again, is not here as he promised. Strike three. âIâm going to call Bob our crack real estate agent,â I say. âMaybe he can help somehow.â
âItâs Saturday,â Pam says.
âI donât care. Iâll call his cell. Iâll call his office. Iâll find him.â I do. âBob, this kid Benjamin is a disaster. Heâs a nice kid, but heâs a disaster.â I explain what still hasnât been fixed in the cottage.
âJesus,â Bob says. âStay where you are. Iâll call you right back.â
In about ten minutes, Bob calls back. âDick, I talked to Ben. He says he had some problems this week, but everything is now scheduled to be finished this coming Thursday or Friday. Everything.â
âBob, I had the same promise from Benjamin a week ago. The kid doesnât know what he is doing. Heâs screwing up Pamâs and my work schedules big time. Heâs screwing up our daily lives,â I say.
âGive him one more chance,â Bob says. âEverything done by next Friday, maybe Thursday.â
âBob, I doubt it, but okay, Friday, thatâs it.â I hang up, feeling really beaten up. I know Benjamin is not going to have everything done. More likely heâll have nothing done.
Tonight, to escape, Pam and I walk over to the lake to watch the lights of West Palm Beach come on as day becomes night. Our plan is dinner and a Yankee game at Bice Ristorante. We havenât bothered to hook up cable yet.
I love Bice, but in recent years it sometimes makes me feel like a fossil. Pam and I first came here for a business lunch about fifteen years ago. I remember when Ronnie was a kid behind the bar, and now heâs a real estate tycoon, married, and with two little kids of his own.
I remember when Jose was a waiter with no gray hair, and now he is a distinguished looking member of the management team. I remember when Joseâs brother, Javier, was a busser who spoke almost no English. He is now the manager at Pizza al Fresco and speaks better English than I do. Iâm so old I remember when Phillipe, whoâs behind the bar, was sane.
Jose welcomes us. We grab an empty bar table, have a cocktail, and share a chopped salad and a pizza. Pam and I love sharing meals. Itâs one of lifeâs simple pleasures. The baseball game is not exciting, but the Yanks win it, and the evening is a welcome diversion from the chaos at the cottage.
Tuesday, September 22
This morning the electrician we waited for all day yesterday finally arrives. He canât fix the disposal, and he explains the three non-working plugs in the yellow room have no wiring going to them, but he says he can put switches on the outdoor lights by tomorrow or maybe Thursday. And with that, he is gone.
âThis really sucks,â Pam says.
âWhat are you talking,â I say. âAt this rate this place should be all fixed up by Christmas, New Yearâs Eve at the latest.â
âNot funny, Dick. Letâs take a walk.â
After a few blocks of