her karaoke-singing time is over.
Poor Vi. Sheâs still all worked up about how things went down on Founderâs Day with Lance, no matter how many times me and Lauren and Becca pinkie swear with her that he was only dancing with Linney to be polite. Whatâs way weirder is how unlike Vi it is to obsess over a boy like this.
Iâm halfway through typing my Hey crazypants, Lance clearly digs you and only you response when the phone actually rings. Not good. My friends all subscribe to the âtext is bestâ motto, so the ring can only mean one thing.
I groan at the image of a screech monkey on my screen and slide to answer as I speed-walk upstairs, to get as far away from Izzy as I possibly can.
âHello, Miss Worthington!â I muster all the fake enthusiasm I can. I may not make it past Novemberâs wedding date.
âSadie-babe, I was thinking.â
A large percentage of Alexandra Worthingtonâs phone calls start out exactly like this. It never leads to anything good.
âMmm-hmm,â I murmur politely.
âYou know how we were talking about a dessert bar with all different options, in addition to the wedding cake?â
âSure. Yes.â
âWell,â says Alexandra Worthington, in her excited voice. Uh-oh. Thatâs never a good voice. âI remembered these absolutely divine éclairs Ike and I had on our trip to Paris last year. He must have eaten six!â
Iâm not that shocked. Iâve seen a picture of Ike, and he definitely looks like he could pack away an éclair or six.
âI thought it would be a lovely surprise for him if we included those on the buffet. I already tracked down the particular patisserie in the fifth arrondissement, and theyâve agreed. Now, the only slight hiccup here is that they donât deliver, so Iâd need one of you to pop over and grab them the day before the wedding. What do you think? Wouldnât they be divine?â
Slight hiccup? Pop over? âUm, Iâm sorry. When you say âpop over,â do you mean . . . um, to Paris, France ?â
âOf course. And really, if whichever of you goes could take the red-eye back, that would be even better, because that way the éclairs could stay as fresh as possible, donât you think?â
âOh, uh. Iâm . . . Iâm pretty sure none of us has a passport, but also, um, I donât think our parents would let us fly to Paris alone. But, uh, we have a new French kid in our class this year, and maybe I could ask him if he knows anything about éclairs that he could teach Vi. She can make anything . Sheâs amazing.â
I canât ever tell Becca I passed up an opportunity for her to get to Paris. Itâs practically her lifeâs mission.
Alexandra Worthington is quiet for a second, and then she says brightly, â Câest la vie! Letâs do that. Okay, now. Have I ever talked to you about peacocks? I love them. I was thinking maybe we could rent a few to wander the grounds during the reception. Peacocks are the ones with all the feathers, right?â
It takes me another five minutes to talk Alexandra Worthington into framing peacock feathers to display on the gift table instead, but I finally hit end on the call. Vi must think Iâve fallen into the cove outside my front door. I switch back to my text, but before I can type a thing, I hear a car door slam outside.
YIPES!
I tear down the stairs, forgetting Iâm wearing fuzzy socks and throwing my arm over the banister to slow myself as I slip down the last three steps. I shout to Izzy, whoâs lounging on the couch with an American Girl catalog.
âIz, can you help me put all this away before Mom gets up here?â
âWhy do you have to put your art homework away? Wouldnât Mom be happy to see you doing school stuff?â
I puff my bangs out of my eyes and take a deep breath. âCan you just help me,
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