down. âHe called me last night.â
âHe called you?â
âCould you try not to act like youâre shocked out of your mind?â
âIâm just surprised! What did he say?â
âHe asked me to go to a movie with him tonight.â
I belted her on the arm. âNo way! I didnât even know you knew him. You never even spoke to him in Spanish class.â
She smiled. âTurns out he works at Mid-America Videos.â
âOh, my God.â I laughed then and she laughed with me, a hard trick to pull off with Franny. âYeah, youâve really got a horrible job.â
âWell, you know what my gram says. You make your own luck. Fortunately, this time it was good luck.â
Franny had wanted a boyfriend for such a long time, and she could have had one, too, just not the ones she wanted. She wasnât one of those girls whoâd go out with a boy just because he was a boy. By the time she left, I was actually a little cheered up, even though I didnât have the energy to do anything about it.
Mom waylaid me as I wandered through the kitchen looking for something to put in my mouth and imagining Chris having dinner on the airplane.
âLetâs call Dory before I have to leave for work. Sheâll be happy to hear youâre going on the trip.â
âHow about you call and tell her and then Iâll get on for a minute. I donât feel like a big conversation right now.â
As soon as Mom told her, Dory started talking so loudly I could hear her from across the roomâshe must have been screaming into the phone.
âWell, it turns out Chris has gone away for the summer,â Mom explained, âso Robin is feeling a little . . . bereft.â She looked at me to see if that was going too far. It wasnât.
âShe has a request, though,â Mom said. âSheâd like to stop and visit Jerry in Phoenix for a few days. Sheâs never seen his little boy.â She listened for a minute, nodded at me, and mouthed: no problem. They talked a few more minutes, then Mom handed the phone to me.
âHi, Dory.â
âSweetheart! Iâm so happy! Thank you! Thank you!â
âItâs okay. I mean, thank you, too.â
âOh, weâre going to have such a good time! Iâm reading up on all the sights between here and Los Angeles. Weâre taking the long route!â
Oh, crap. âGreat!â
âStopping in Phoenix is a good idea. You can see your dad and the rest of us will do the city.â
âItâs not out of your way then?â
âNothing is out of our way. This is adventure travel!â
No kidding.
âYour mom says youâre a perfect driver, and I know youâll be a wonderful companion for Iris. And Marshall, too, of course.â Her voice seemed to be a little strained when she mentioned her kids. âOh, hereâs Iris! Iris, come and talk to your cousin! Sheâs going with us on the trip! Isnât that great?â
I could tell there was a struggle going on with the phone. Obviously Iris had no more interest in talking to me than I had in talking to her. But eventually Dory won.
âHello.â Iris sounded furious.
âHi, Iris!â I said, pretending great cheerfulness. âItâs great to talk to you!â
She grunted.
âSo, are you guys getting everything ready for the trip?â
âMom is.â Two words. A record.
âI bet she is. Well, I canât wait, can you?â God, all I needed was a cardigan sweater and Iâd be Mr. Rogers.
Irisâs response was a deep sigh. I gave up and returned the same thing to her. The summer of my discontent was underway.
B y Saturday I was comatose, or at least as close to it as you could be while constantly stuffing food into your mouth. Iâd woken up early, which was depressing to begin with, so I made myself pancakes with raspberry syrup. Mom had taken somebodyâs