than fish. They pretty much stay in one zone of the Harbor. And while theyâre there, they do a very convenient thing for me called bioconcentration. They eat food and shit it out the other end, but part of it stays with them, usually the worst part. A trace amount of, say, PCBs in their environment will show up as a much higher concentration in their livers. So when I get a lobster and figure out what toxins itâs carrying, I have a pretty good idea of whatâs on the floor of the Harbor in its neighborhood.
Once I get my data into the computer, I can persuade it to draw contour maps showing the dispersion pattern of each type of toxin. For example, if Iâm twisting Bascoâs dick at the moment, Iâll probably look at PCBs. So the computer draws all the land areas and blacks them out. Then it begins to shade in the water areas, starting out in the Atlantic, which is drawn in a beautiful electric blue. You donât have to look at the legend to know that this water is pure. As we approach Boston, the colors get warmer, and warmer. Most of the harbor is yellow. In places we see rings of orange, deepening toward the center until they form angry red boils clustered against the shore. Next to each boil I write a caption: âBasco Primary Outfall.â âBasco Temporary Storage Facility.â âBasco-owned Parcel (under EPA Investigation).â âParcel Owned by Basco Subsidiary (under EPA Investigation).â Translate this into a 35-mm slide, take it to a public hearing, draw the curtains and splash it up on a twenty-foot screenâ
voilÃ
, an instant lynch mob. Then the lights come up and a brand-new Basco flack comes out, fresh from B.U. or Northeastern, and begins talking about eyedroppers in railway tank cars. Then his company gets lacerated by the media.
This is the kind of thing I think about when buzzing around, looking for Gallagher the lobsterman.
Sometimes I had this daydream where a big-time coke runner from Miami got environmentally conscious and donated one of his Cigarette boats. It wasnât going to happenânot even coke dealers were that rich. But I thought about it, read the boating magazines, dreamed up ways to use one. And right now on the channel between Charlestown and Eastie, two miles north, I could see a thirty-one foot Cigarette just sitting there on the water. Itâs kind of like what my Zodiac would look like if it had been built by defense contractors: way too big, way too fast, a hundred times too expensive. The larger models have a cabin in front, but this didnât even have that comfort. It was open-cockpit, made for nothing in the world but dangerous speed. Iâd seen it yesterday, too, sitting there doing nothing. I wondered if it would be terribly self-important if I attributed its presence to mine. The worst Fotex plant was up that way, and maybe they were anticipating a sneak attack.
Implausible. If their security was that good, theyâd know that our assault ketch, the
Blowfish
, was off the coast of New Jersey, homing in on poor unsuspecting Blue Kills. Without it we didnât have enough Zodiacs, or divers, to stage a pipe-plugging raid on Fotex. So maybe this was some rich person working on a suntan. But if he owned a boat that could do seventy miles an hour, why didnât he take it off that syphilitic channel? He was on the Mystic, for Godâs sake.
I caught up with the
Scoundrel off
the coast of Eastie, not far from the artificial plateau that made up the airport. These guys were the first to join Project Lobster, and hence my favorites. Initially none of the lobstermen trusted me, afraid that Iâd ruin their business with my statements of doom. But when the Harbor got really bad, and people started talking about banning all fish from the area, they started to see I was on their side. A clean Harbor was in their own best interests.
Gallagher should have been extra tough, because I had a tendency to rag on