Bruiser. Heard of him?â
The ape seems to be reviewing his options. I put a little bit more pressure on the knife, hoping that might remind him that this is the only option he needs to think about right now.
âYeah, I heard of him. He ainât fucking here right now.â
I roll my eyes. This is taking far too long, âWhere is he?â
âHow the hell should I know, asshole? He had the day off. Said he had some shit to take care of.â The ape is coming clean. Good for him. Hell, good for me.
âWhenâs he here next?â
âHeâll be here tomorrow.â
âWhen?â
âIn the goddamned morning.â Tears are starting to well up in the apeâs hate-filled eyes. Itâs time to make a break for it before he causes a scene.
âIâm gonna let you go,â I tell him, âbut before I do, I need you to make me a promise. You gotta promise me that youâre not going to call Bruiser. Youâre not gonna inform him that I was here. In the swing of things, you never saw me. Got it?â
âYeah, I got it.â
I nod. âIf you do tell him, Iâm going to find out, and when I find out, Iâll make sure that the next time I come in here, youâll find my knife digging deeper and faster into your other head.â I lower my eyes to make sure that he knows what Iâm saying. He follows my gaze.
âSo,â I continue, âyou better make certain that you got it. For your sake.â
âI fucking got it.â
I narrow my eyes at him and give the knife one final push. âGood. Now Iâm going to walk away. Youâre going to pretend this never happened. Youâre just going to grab a towel and get yourself cleaned up. Iâm sure you can find a Band-Aid.â He blinks and I release his nose. I pull my knife back. I close the blade and return it to my pocket. The ape grabs a towel and shoves it under his bleeding chin. He sets his jaw and glares at me. I point at him.
âDonât forget,â I tell him. âIâll be back here tomorrow.â
The ape nods. I walk out the door and head for my car without looking back.
âLevi? Levi Maurice?â
Shit. I havenât even made it ten feet from the entryway. All I know is that Iâm not going down without a fight. I grab hold of my gun and turn around, ready to unholster and shoot. Thankfully, I donât have to. The person who said my name is the girl with the great ass that I held the door for. I let go of my gun and take my hand from inside my jacket. Shit, Iâm getting jumpy. Adrenaline was kicking in and Iâm not paying as much attention to detail as I should be. If I had been, I wouldâve known that the voice was too high to be a thug.
âYeah?â I respond, not entirely sure how to approach this situation. Without knowing who this girl is, it makes it a difficult dance. Iâd obviously speak to her differently depending on if she was a random girl I brought home from the bar or if she was one of my marksâ widows. Iâm hoping itâs the former. That would be a nice little gold star on my report card.
âI knew you looked familiarâ She laughs. I feel like a fool. Should I know this girl? Is she a floozy from the bar? All I know is that she is incredibly attractive. Sheâs even better to look at from the front. Her toned body is glistening with sweat. Her sports bra is cut low and the cleavage thatâs out to say hello is outstanding. I want to eat ice cream off of her perfectly flat abs. I let my imagination run wild for a moment or two, fully picturing what it would be like to have her tan, shapely legs wrapped around my lower body. If I had been with this girl, I would most definitely remember. My brain would never let me forget that. So where the fuck do I know her from? She cocks her head as if reading my mind. âYou have no idea who I am, do you?â
âIâm sorry,â I
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