eleven!â one of the sleazoids informed me, as if that should make a difference to my churning stomach and the tightness that ached in my chest.
âAnd Iâm sorry.â I apologized even though hello, it wasnât my fault that I was seasick! âBut Iâm trying not to puke and I really just . . . I need to sleep it off.â
âOh, we understand,â Claire said as she collapsed onto the bed in a giggling drunken heap. âYou donât want to party because youâre a loser.â She snorted then dissolved into laughter. âEven the girl getting us free drinks was cooler than you!â
Allison giggled. âGod, she was trying so hard. Thereâs no way sheâs actually dating someone famous. Desperation was written all over her.â
Claire tossed back her long blond hair. âSo pathetic. What was I saying again? Oh, yeah, weâre going to have fun. You can do whatever you want.â
The smell was unbearable and the longer eau de tequila wafted over me the harder I had to work to suppress my gag reflex. I couldnât stay in that room. Especially not with one of the guys leering at me. Mustering up the effort to change into pajamas had been beyond me when I had first entered the cabin, and now I found myself incredibly grateful to be fully dressed. Just lurching to my feet felt like a Herculean task. Apparently, I was just not built for long periods of time on water.
Or any time on water.
I just wish that I had known that before I had boarded the ship.
âFine,â I said, even as my body tried to mutiny against my every movement. âEnjoy your private party. Iâll figure out something else.â
Scooping up my backpack and my iPod, I paused for a moment before snatching up my blanket for good measure. I might end up sleeping out on deck but I still required a modicum of comfort.
âEnjoy your night, girls, because eventually karma is going to catch up with you. Oh, and try not to get too many STDs.â
And with a cheery wave I made my exit.
Okay, maybe not the best of parting lines. It lacked, well, class for one thing. But no matter how many times my imaginary parents tell me to ârise aboveâ my cousins there are times when I canât resist stooping to their level.
And this time I felt sick enough that I didnât even care.
Wrapping the blanket tighter around my arms, I meandered blindly down the hall and into an elevator.
âNowhere to go but up.â I pressed a button at random, leaning heavily against the cool metal control panel as it began to rise. All I needed to find was an unoccupied couch in a corner somewhere. That should also be significantly closer and warmer than any deck chair, which would be good because not only was I sweating like Iâd just bitten into a hunk of jalapeño, I also couldnât stop my body from quaking. Every last ounce of my spunkiness was officially drained.
But it had to be better than staying with Allison, Claire, and Sleazoids #1 and #2.
And to remind myself of that fact I kept repeating, âThis is better, way better, it gets better,â with each step. My body didnât believe that any more than my mountain fantasy. Something in my chest squeezed tightly and I had to fight back a rising tide of bile.
I was going to throw up.
It wasnât a question of Oh, maybe the sensation will pass anymore. It was Holy shit! Iâm going to spew like Mount St. Helens! I need a restroom! NOW!
But all I could see in either direction was a long expanse of white hall. It was going to be off-white if I didnât find a trash can or a toilet in a hurry. But I didnât have time to run around, searching for public facilities. My body felt so utterly drained I wasnât sure I was capable of moving at a pace faster than a crawl.
I really hoped that whoever had booked room 327 wouldnât come out to inspect what was going on outside their door, because I wasnât
Dorothy Calimeris, Sondi Bruner