Thatâs the first time Iâve hit someone since I was ten. I hope itâll be the last punch I ever throwâbut itâs worth it. Easily.
From the ground, 2Dâs eyes are daggers. âIâll have you arrested for assault when this is over!â
âReally? How?â
âIâve got two dozen witnesses.â
âDo you?â I glance back at the crowd, who are all smiles, some shaking their heads.
âAnd Iâve got proof,â 2D says, pointing to his bloody face.
âOf what? Being in an airplane crash?â
I turn to Jillian, whose eyes are wide. âHow much food is left?â
âSome. Iâm not sure.â
âStart bringing it out. Take two people to help you.â
The mob swells forward, but I hold up my hands. âWait. We need to stay down here. The plane could be unstable. Let Jillian bring the food out, and weâll divide it evenly, okay?â
Thereâs some grumbling but no real pushback. After all, I just punched some random guy in the face, seemingly apropos of nothing.
Behind me, Jillian is struggling up the chute with the help of two guys. It seems a waste to build a stairway when weâll be rescued soon, but someoneâs likely to get hurt if we donât. I walk over and talk with the three of them about what we might use, everything from luggageto the serving carts. We agree that that will be the next priority, after breakfast is served.
What next? The mob is still here, massed like concertgoers waiting for the show to start. We need real help. Rescue.
âDoes anyone here have a working cell phone?â I ask.
Voices around the crowd call out.
No, no service.
Batteryâs dead.
Been trying all night, nothing.
Nobody has, Iâve been asking.
Thatâs odd. No, itâs unbelievable. Out of two hundred passengers who crash-land in England, no one has a cell signal? Somethingâs wrong.
The crowd seems to be thinking the same thing. A man wearing a tweed blazer over a Doctor Who T-shirt and jeans steps out of the crowd. âItâs obvious whatâs happened, isnât it?â He pauses, waiting for the groupâs attention. âItâs startedâthe Third World War. Theyâve taken out our communications, all electronics. The invasionâs begun, thatâs why theyâre not bothering with us lot. Theyâve got bigger problems than rescuing us at the moment.â
Groans erupt, as well as murmurs of concern. A short, bald man wearing a black sweater and tiny round glasses takes up the dissenting position, speaking with that Down East Maine accent, slowly, deliberately, like a professor dressing down his least-favorite student. âThat, sir, is far-fetched to the point of absurdity.â
âIs it now?â the Doctor Who fan retorts. âWhat do you know about it?â
âA great deal, actually. I used to work for Northrop Grumman.â
âOh yeah? Big whoop.â
âIf this were World War Three, weâd be hearing explosions. Planes would be flying overhead. Weâd probably hear tanks and troop carriers in the distance. Anyway, I doubt World War Three would start in England.â
âMaybe theyâre saving England for last. Itâs the perfect launching place for an invasion of Continental Europeâhistoryâs proved that.â
âIt is,â Northrop Grumman guy counters. âAnd thatâs precisely why nobodyâs conquered it in almost a thousand years.â
âWell, maybe it isnât that kind of war. Your lot always assumes the next war will be just like the last, tanks and planes right up to the end, but itâs the technology thatâs the real key. Theyâve taken us back to the Stone Age. Theyâll wait us out, let us start starving before they invade. They probably got us with a series of EMPs. That explains the crashâthe phones, too.â
âIt does not, sir,â Northrop Grumman