curtains and the girlie bedspreads magically filling their own holes and fixing their frays. Creepy shitâat first heâd assumed it was because someone, not him, was cleaning stuff. But no Dyson job could restitch a rug, repair the hem of a chair, replaster a wall.
There was so much else to worry about, though.
As he breathed in, the lingering stench of smoke sharpened the air, and he looked to the hearth. The charred detritus in and around the burned logs looked like paper, as if someone had tried to burn up an old set of encyclopedias. But nah, it wasnât that. The shit was the remains of all the sheeting that had been draped over the old furniture. Sissy had been the one who dragged everything over to the fireplace and lit the match.
Can you say
Phhhhhu-mp!
The smoke damage had charred the walls around the hearth, and that forty-by-twenty-foot rug, even though it was doing the Oriental carpet version of Botox with the anti-aging, had been toasted but good in a semi-circle.
Theyâd probably lost their security deposit, thanks to her.
And hell, maybe Jim had a point. If Sissy was already lighting things up . . . this recon trip Jim was about to head off into wasnât going to help her mellow out.
âAnd why did you tell her?â Jim demanded from the doorway. âWhat the fuck is that all about?â
âTell her about what?â
âAbout Devina and me.â
Ad turned around. âI didnâtââ
âBullshit.â
Ad leaned forward even though his hips let out a holler. âLet me make this perfectly clearâI didnât say one goddamn thingabout you and Devina. You think I want to make this situation worse than it already is?â
Jim stalked into the room, going all caged-animal as he paced around. âThen how did she knowââ
âHere it is.â
As Sissy came in with the book, Jim froze and just stared at herâand in the strained silence, the only thing that came to Adâs mind was . . . why the fuck couldnât the bunch of them, at least once, have something go their way. Because the math was looking really bad at the moment: Jim had clearly not said anything about his demon lover. And Ad might be an asshole, but he knew every word that had come out of his own mouth, and he sure as shit hadnât spilled.
There was only one other source of that knowledge.
âNow, are you going to tell me about Purgatory,â Sissy said. âOr are you two going to try to get through these stereo instructions on your own?â
Jim let off a fantastic string of curses that did nothing to share any information, but did suggest that inanimate objects were in imminent danger of getting thrown.
When the savior finally went quiet, Ad found himself wanting to rub his face with a piece of sandpaper. âCause that would be less painful than all this bullshit.
Clearly, the pulpit was his and no one elseâs. âOkay, so we have a bossââ
âGod,â Sissy cut in.
âNo. Although the Creator is a huge part of everything.â Well, duh on that one. âAnd Jimâs bright idea is to go and bring him back.â
âHeâs dead? I thought we were all immortal.â
Hadnât he come in here to sit down? He picked a sofa and sank into it with all the grace of a knapsack falling off a counter. âOur boss is no longer in existence, how about that.â
âSo there is a way out of here? Like, this lifeâor whatever it is.â
âNo.â He thought of Eddie, but decided, given Sissyâs too-intense expression, he was going to keep quiet on that one. âNuff to worry about already. âOur boss is in Purgatory, and thatâs just a different kind of immortal hell.â
âThere has to be a way of doing this without her,â Jim growled in the corner.
Sissy leveled a stare at the guy that could have blown a hole through a bank safe. âYou wanna