other day, your parents could use a little work on their restraint, too. Tell âem this is a family project. Kind of a Be Nice to Mr. Skunk Week.â
âThey ainât gonna like this.â
âTell âem itâll get you through Anger Management quicker. Anâ itâll keep you all out of the principalâs office.â
âYou might be getting a telephone call.â
âDial 1â800-MR-NAK.â
You might think that cohabitation with a skunk is a bit of a strange assignment for anger management, Lar. I sure did, but hey, Iâm new to this business. And Iâm stuck with it because Redmond ainât budging. Thatâs not without its irony, either, because itâs pretty hard to imagine Redmond and Mr. Nak on the same planet, much less in the same school.
Gotta get a late-night run in, so Iâm signing off. Donât worry, if things get too strange, Iâll tone them down for the novel. We donât want any of that truth thatâs stranger than fiction in here, do we? I mean, is this a mainstream epic, or what? Play your cards right and you can make me fabulously wealthy.
Ever your loyal fan,
The Brew
CHAPTER 4
Lion pushes through the side door to the Industrial Arts wing of Clark Fork High School fifteen minutes before the bell signals the beginning of first period, to find Noboru Nakatani nearly disappeared beneath the hood of a 1964 Mustang. He resists the urge to announce his presence with a blast of the horn and gently drums the hood with his fingernails instead. âHey, cowboy, whatâs happening?â
Nak backs out from under the hood, stepping down from the front bumper, wiping his hands with a grease rag. âShoe Fairy had to give these boys a little hep with this engine,â he drawls. âThey like to tore it up yesterday, got so frustrated. I swear the youngâuns in this class think ever toolâs a potential hammer.â Nak places his foot on the front bumper. âWhatâs on your mind thismorninâ, Lion man?â
âBrewster show up?â
âOh, yeah, he showed.â
âWhatâd you think?â
Nak smiled. âI think he figured he come face-to-face with the Hole in the Wall Gang when he walked in the room, but heâll do all right.â
âThink so? You think he belongs there?â
âYou think he donât? Those kids ainât a whole lot different from any whoâve been roughed up pretty good. Theyâre a little raw, but Iâm bettinâ they got all the same workinâ parts as the fancier models.â
âSo you think Bo will make it okay?â
âI think heâll make it just fine. What is it youâre worried about?â
Lion shrugs. âYou know how some kids just get under your skin? He seems hungry for something Iâve got, but I donât know what it is for sure.â
âBest be findinâ out,â Nak says back. âYou might have to step up.â
âWhat do you mean?â
âI mean most kids ainât good at tellinâ what they need because they donât know. Whenever we see it, thatâs the time to act.â
Lion thanks him and disappears through the doorway leading down the long breezeway toward the main building: Best be findinâ out. You might have to step up.
Nak sneaks back under the hood of the Mustang, humming âTumbling Tumbleweeds.â
OCTOBER 24
Dear Larry,
Getting a little testy there this morning, werenât you, Lar? Especially with the guy who said anyone who intentionally desecrates an American flag is a traitor to his country and ought to be treated the same as a person giving away national secrets in wartime. Your âfreedom of expressionâ argument was good, and I liked your idea that people who really believe in the Constitution know that everybodyâs rights are protected, not just those who agree with us. What Iâd really like to have in my own
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