Evie and Rosie. It was freezing
outside and, since the twelve-year-old Golf’s heater only
worked sporadically, it was pretty cold inside the car too.
That was it, she’d go to Evie’s. After the hellish day she’d
had, it would be lovely to sit in her pretty sitting room in
front of the fire and gossip.
Then she remembered - Evie was at Simon’s office
party. Shit. Sitting in the car staring blankly at the supermarket lit up with fairy lights, tinsel and overindulgent
sprawls of fake snow, Olivia felt like crying. She must be
pre-menstrual, she thought, searching blindly in her handbag
for a tissue.
Everything had gone wrong all week, finishing up with
horrible Cheryl Dennis’s mince-throwing session on the
last day of term. Now she was stuck with bloody Sheilagh
and Cedric for the night. They wouldn’t go to bed until
very late, while she, who had a mountain of quiches to
bake the following morning, had to get up at six.
Half an hour chatting with Evie would have cheered her
up enough to cope. She blew her nose and thought of what
her friend would say about the MacKenzie Seniors. Indeed,
what Evie already had said about them: ‘Those people
have no bloody manners - they need the short, sharp shock
treatment. They’re so thick-skinned, it’s the only thing
that’ll work.’ Her advice would be brusque now: Tell
them you’ve got a lot to do so you’re going to bed early.
Explain that they can look after themselves tomorrow
and,’ Evie would pause for effect, her forehead scrunched
up crossly, ‘tell them to phone next time they plan to stay
with you. I don’t know why you can’t say it, Olivia. They’ll
haunt you for the rest of your life if you don’t get firm
with them sometime.’
Dear Evie was so protective of her but she was right,
Olivia was perfectly aware of that. Still, it was one thing thinking up all the tough things she’d like to say to her pushy, inconsiderate in-laws. It was another thing entirely
actually saying any of them. And being so blunt would hurt
Stephen dreadfully because he idolised his parents. Olivia
wouldn’t hurt him for the world.
‘I’m home,’ she said brightly, dragging the first batch of
shopping into the apartment. That was one of the huge
disadvantages of high-rise living - it took several goes to
lug the groceries up from the car park because the lift was
too unreliable to get it to wait while she dragged six or
seven bags to the front door.
More than once, the lift doors had slammed shut on half
of Olivia’s shopping as she struggled to drag the first
instalment across the landing and in the front door.
‘It never happens to me,’ Stephen had pointed out when
she’d complained about it.
Olivia was too loyal to remark that he’d only done the big
grocery shop once when she was in bed with bronchitis, so
he was hardly an expert on the subject.
Now she dumped the bags in the kitchen and poked her
head into the sitting room where Cedric and Sheilagh
were watching the news.
Cedric was sitting ramrod straight on one couch, that
day’s newspaper all over the floor, while Sheilagh lay prone
on the other, looking like a giant, plump strawberry in the
pink velour tracksuit that did nothing for either her hefty
figure or her purple-tinged frosted hairdo.
‘I’m home,’ Olivia said again. ‘I’m just getting the
shopping from the car.’
‘Oh, hello,’ said Sheilagh.
Neither of them moved a muscle.
Olivia turned to collect the second hundredweight of
shopping.
She’d just dumped it on to the kitchen floor when
Cedric called out: ‘Did you remember to get a lemon,
dear? You’ve none in the fridge and I love it in my tea.’
Meaning, Olivia simmered, that you’d like more tea, with lemon this time.
She gazed at the shortbread crumbs decorating her previously
spotless worktops. For someone who claimed to be a
martyr to her wheat and dairy allergies, Sheilagh certainly
could put away