most importantly, quietly dispatched with some well-placed hatchet blows.
That afternoon, Philip and company cautiously begin work on the barricade across the front parkway of the Colonial and its two neighborsâa total span of a hundred and fifty feet for the three lots, and sixty down either sideâwhich sounds to Nick and Bobby like a daunting amount of territory to cover, but with the ten-foot-long prefab sections they find under a neighborâs deck, combined with fencing cannibalized off the place across the street, the work goes surprisingly fast.
By dusk that evening, Philip and Nick are connecting the last sections on the northern edge of the property line.
âIâve been keeping an eye on âem all day,â Philip is saying, pressing the forked tip of the nail gun against the bracing of a corner section. Heâs referring to the swarms out near the golf club. Nick nods as he butts the two support beams against each other.
Philip pulls the trigger, and the nail gun makes a muffled snapping noiseâlike the crack of a metal whipâsending a six-inch galvanized nail into the boards. The nail gun is baffled with a small piece of packing blanket, secured with duct tape, to dampen the noise.
âI ainât seen a single one of them wander closer,â Philip says, wiping the sweat from his brow, moving to the next section of support beams. Nick holds the boards steady, and the tip presses down.
FFFFFUMP!
âI donât know,â Nick says skeptically, moving to the next section, the sweat making his satin roadie jacket cling to his back. âI still say itâs not if  ⦠but when .â
FFFFFFFUMP!
âYou worry too much, son,â Philip says, moving to the next section of planking, tugging on the gunâs cord. The extension cable snakes off toward an outlet on the corner of the neighborâs house. Philip had to connect a grand total of six twenty-eight-foot cords to get the thing to reach. He pauses and glances over his shoulder.
About fifty yards away, in the backyard of the Colonial, Brian pushes Penny in a swing. Itâs taken a little getting used to for Philip, putting his hapless brother in charge of his precious little girl, but right now Brian is the best nanny heâs got.
The play setâof courseâis deluxe. Rich folks love to spoil their kids with shit like this. This oneâmore than likely a haunt of the missing kidâhas got all the bells and whistles: slide, clubhouse, four swings, climbing wall, jungle gym, and sandbox.
âWe got it made here,â Philip goes on, turning back to his work. âLong as we keep our heads screwed on straight, weâre gonna be fine.â
As they position the next section, the rustling sounds of their movements and the creak of the planks mask the telltale noise of shuffling footsteps.
The footsteps are coming from across the street. Philip doesnât hear them until the errant zombie is close enough for its odor to register.
Nick is the first one to smell it: that black, oily, mildewy combination of rotting protein and decayâlike human waste cooking in bacon grease. It immediately puts Nickâs guard up. âWait a minute,â he says, holding a section of planking. âYou smellââ
âYeah, smells likeââ
A fish-belly arm bursts through a gap in the fencing, grabbing a hank of Philipâs denim shirt.
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The assailant was once a middle-aged woman in a designer running suit, now an emaciated wraith with torn sleeves, blackened, exposed teeth, and the button eyes of a prehistoric fish, her hooked hand clutching Philipâs shirttail with the vise grip of frozen dead fingers. She lets out a low groan like a broken pipe organ as Philip spins toward his axe, which lies canted against a wheelbarrow twenty feet away.
Too damn far.
The dead lady goes for Philipâs neck with the autonomic hunger of a giant