about being watched. Try living in a village of two hundred people where everybody not only knows everybody but is related to you one way or another. I canât even sneeze without everybody asking me if Iâm coming down with a cold.â
She laughed. âExactly. The worst part for me, though, is the smiling.â
âSmiling?â
âYes, smiling and waving. Iâm expected to be perpetually happy, friendly and polite no matter how nasty or rude the people Iâm dealing with are being.â
âThat would be hard,â I admitted.
âSometimes Iâd like to just tell them to take a flying leap!â
âWhy donât you?â I asked.
âBecause the next day it would reported in every newspaper in the world: âPrincess Victoria is royally spoiled ,â or something like that.â
âWith me itâs just everybody in the village. I guess that would be difficult.â
âBelieve me, it is. That was perhaps the biggest reason I was looking forward to coming here. I simply wanted to be left alone, to be away from the spotlight.â
âItâs okay if you donât want to talk,â I said.
âNo, no, Iâm enjoying our talk. Iâm enjoying all of this.â
âUm ⦠it sounds like your brother doesnât feel the same way. He doesnât seem to like the idea of being up here.â
âMy brother does not exactly like any idea. Heâs quite the little pain, you know. Do you have any little brothers?â
âNope, just me.â
âLucky you. The only thing worse than having a little brother is having a little brother who is going to be the king of England some day. He can be such a little brat, and everybody lets him get away with it. Sometimes he angers me so much, I want to throttle him.â
âDo you mean like smack him around?â I asked, not entirely sure what she meant by âthrottle.â
âOh, I would truly like to give him a good slap.â
âHit him upside his head.â
âIâd love to do that, just once,â she said gleefully.
âYou mean youâve never hit him, not even once?â I asked in disbelief. Theyâd looked like they were going to come to blows a couple of times already.
âI cannot very well hit the first in line to the throne, now can I?â she asked.
âWhy not? Youâre a princess. If anybody should be able to take a shot at him it should be you.â
She laughed. âI enjoy the way your mind works.â
âThanks, I guess.â
âHe might like this experience more if he understood what an adventure this will be. Unfortunately he just does not know about the north the way I do.â
âI didnât know youâd been up here before.â
âWell, I havenât. But I have read books, and seen movies and researched websites and heard stories and everything!â
âBut youâve never been up in the bush?â
âNot really the bush, but I have been in northern England. We have a large estate in the north. Itâs pretty remote. In places there are no towns for dozens and dozens of kilometres.â
I tried to contain it but a laugh popped out. She looked hurt. I hadnât meant to hurt her feelings.
âItâs okay, I donât know anything about cities. The biggest place Iâve ever been is Edmonton, and it scared me.â
âAre you implying that I am afraid of the bush?â she asked indignantly.
âIâm not implying anything. I know that Iâm nervous in cities andââ
âYou said âscared.â That is significantly worse than simply being a little nervous,â she snapped.
âEither way, anybody who doesnât know the bush would be plain stupid not to be really, really scared.â
âIâm neither stupid nor scared. I have sufficient information and knowledge to get us through any situation that we might confront.