patient guys, like Machiavelli, Sun-Tzu, and the inventor of the time bomb. âHey, instead of private school, why not shut down the public schoolâtemporarilyââtil we balance the budget?â
Steveâs customers smiled. Fond memories of snow days. âHell, youâd win the kidsâ vote, Steve.â
âInteresting thought,â said Steve. âWeird, but interesting. Just might steal that from you, Ben.â
âIn that case, I will have a bumper sticker.â
I slapped it on a truck with Texas plates.
***
Early that evening, I hit paydirt. Sort of.
Recalling from somewhere that recovering alcoholics often have a sweet tooth, I stopped at Dr. Meadâs Ice Cream Drive In. The parking lot was crammed with Little Leaguers, coaches and parents lining up for postgame malts and sundaes.
I got on line and, when things quieted down, bought a low-fat yogurt and asked Doc Mead himself if Reg had been by Saturday night. âThe night he died.â I dropped my change in a tip cup marked: âFor the kidsâ college.â
Mead scratched his shiny bald head.
âYeah. I was probably the last friend to see him alive.â
âWhat time?â
âEleven. I was closing, but I pulled him a soft pistachio. Thank God. Can you imagine turning a customer away the night he dies?â
âHowâd he seem?â
âDown. Ordered a double in a cup with a cover. Then he ordered a cone and ate that while we talked a second. Inhaled it and split.â
âWhaâd you talk about?â
âNothing, really. Weather. Late night. Glad heâd caught me open, said goodnight, and split.â
âWas he drinking?â
âI donât think so. Didnât smell it. He looked fine, just down.â
âWhich way did he go?â
âWhy, Ben?â
âCurious. Which way?â
âI really donât remember. I was mopping the floor when he pulled out.â
âToward Frenchtown?â I donât know why I asked. He could have ended up in that bridge from either direction.
âNo. He headed up toward the flagpole.â
Pondering the five hours between a BLT and ice cream, I went to the Town Hall movie theater to take one last shot with Cindy Butler, the tax assessorâs clerk who doubled as a ticket taker. The last of the seven-oâclock crowd were hurrying in. Coming attractions were blaring in the dark. I waited in the lobby until Cindy had shut the doors.
âDid you see Reg Saturday night?â
Her eyes got big. âWhat Saturday? The night he died?â
âYes.â
âNo.â
âAre you sure?â
â One Hundred and One Dalmatians ?âBesides, Iâd remember, Ben. If Iâd seen him that nightâ¦Maybe he went to the Fisksâ cookout.â
Maybe I was too dumb to live.
Chapter 5
I had my excuses: For one, blazer and necktie werenât exactly cookout dress code; for another, Iâd been at the cookout and I hadnât seen him. Though I had left early, hoping to get a call from Rita Long, who I had thought might have come up from New York for the weekend.
Still, I should have thought about it on my own.
Reg Hopkins and Duane Fisk had been best friends since kindergarten. Theyâd built their businesses side by side, pooled their profits and made a bunch of fast money together, back in flush times when new houses and mini-malls were sprouting like jewelweed in July. Their summer deep-sea fishing trip had been an annual riteâboys only, no wives and kiddies. Same as their Montana elk hunt, from which they would return, usually elkless, with half-grown beards their women would make them shave.
I went home, denuded my fledgling basil crop to make a pesto, and, when dinner hour was over, telephoned the Fisks. Michelle answered.
âHi, itâs Ben with a belated thank you. Great cookout.â
âOh, Iâm glad. When you left early I thought maybe you