SEBASTIAN AKA THE HOOK-UP
DOCTOR
What’s up? Sebastian Hawkins here and
this is my guide to help girls grab their dream guy.
Okay. I totally know what
you’re thinking—is this guy for real? Let me just let you know
right now that yeah, I am. I’m totally doing this. If you’ve read
my book, WHAT A BOY WANTS, you know I like to talk and like to give
my advice. Now, I have to figure out how to get through this
without giving away any spoilers, but yeah, I’m going there again.
It’s my last hurrah, if you want to put it that way. I begged Nyrae
to let me do something. It took some convincing, but she caved. I’m
pretty sure it’s because she knows my advice kicks ass.
Okay, okay, so I know it might not
always go 100% as planned, but you have to admit, I have a good
record. I’m pretty good at this if I do say so myself and there’s a
lot of advice left for me to give.
I’m going to admit a little
secret to you (yeah, I know, it’s not really a secret if it’s in a
book, but whatever). I digress…back to my secret. I actually liked
the Hook-up Doctor gig. Who wouldn’t? You get to tell people what’s
on your mind without holding anything back. People come to you and ask for
you to tell them what to do. It’s friggin’ golden.
That was secret number one. I have
another one too…
Looks over my shoulder to make sure no
one is around.
The whole Hook-up Doctor thing isn’t
just about getting a car. Or getting to hear myself speak. People
tell me I like that a little too much, but I don’t think there’s
anything wrong with that.
So yeah…where was I? Oh yeah, money.
It isn’t only about my fundage.
People think since I’m young I haven’t
seen a lot. They’re wrong. I have. I’ve seen people get hurt and
people screw up—rinse, wash, repeat. I’ve learned a thing or two
along the way and this is me, sharing that with you.
I’m taking a few of my tough cases as
the Hook-up Doctor, mixing them with a few new ones. I’ll throw in
some of my rules too—stuff that I think is particularly good advice
and deserves to be repeated or its own section. Check me out. I’m
totally organized. My girl would be so proud.
Alright. Here we go. Time to jump in.
Enjoy.
CASE NUMBER ONE:
Hey Hookup Doctor,
So, there is this guy... I am sure
that's how all of these things start for you, hey? Anyways, this
guy is perfection. He is smart and funny and cute and kind... And
my math tutor... I know he probably thinks I am a huge idiot but
what scares me more is he is a senior, 2 years older than me, and
probably way more experienced, you know, at hooking up. How do I
make him see me as more than just some dumb, inexperienced
kid?
Me(you x advice) + him = us
Me + Him = Us,
First, if he thinks you’re
an idiot than he is. Seriously. I can tell you I don’t discriminate girls on
their math grade and any guy who does, is lame. In the grand scheme
of things, there are way more important things than how fast you
solve an algebraic equation.
Second, and this is where things get a
little sticky… I have to tread lightly with this one. My mom and my
girl will kick my butt if I don’t put this out there though… Are
you sure he’s not so much more experienced that you shouldn’t go
there? I’m not trying to be a downer here and I’m not saying that
you should forget about him for sure, I’m just throwing that out
here. It’s something to think about.
Growing up with a single mom and
having Aspen and Pris to look after gives me a little different
perspective on that. I don’t care if it makes me sound like a
chump, but girls have to be careful and if guys push too hard than
they’re not worth your time.
So, if you decide he’s a cool guy and
going to treat you right, there are a few questions I have for you.
Do you guys have anything in common? Hang out with any of the same
people? It’s hard to give advice when I don’t have all the info.
Most of the time I tell girls to try and find that
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