Wedding Night by Sophie Kinsella Read Free Book Online

my own eyes in the mirror. I feel about ten percent better. Enough to get through the evening.
    I walk calmly back to the office, to see Daniel shrugging on his coat.
    “Well, have a good trip or whatever.” I sit down, unscrew my fountain pen, and write
Congratulations!
on the card for the bouquet which will be presented to the overall winner (that new spa–resort in Marrakesh).
With best wishes from Felicity Graveney and all the team
.
    Daniel is still in my office. I can sense him lurking. He has something to say.
    “You still here?” I lift my eyes.
    “Just one other thing.” He surveys me with that righteous expression again. “I’ve got a couple more points to raise over the settlement.”
    For a moment I’m so stunned I can’t react.
    “Wha-at?” I manage to utter at last.
    He cannot raise more points. We’ve finished raising points. We’re about to sign off. It’s done. After a court case and two appeals and a million lawyers’ letters. It’s finished.
    “I was talking it over with Trudy.” He does his hand-spreading again. “She raised some interesting issues.”
    No way. I want to thwack him. He does
not
get to talk about our divorce with Trudy. It’s ours. If Trudy wants a divorce, she can marry him first. See how she likes that.
    “Just a couple of points.” He puts a wad of papers down on the desk. “Have a read.”
    Have a read
. As though he’s recommending a good whodunit.
    “Daniel.” I feel like a kettle coming to the boil. “You can’t start laying new stuff on me now. The divorce is
done
. We’ve thrashed everything out already.”
    “Surely it’s more important to get it right?”
    He sounds reproving, as though I’m suggesting we go for a shoddy, ill-prepared divorce. One with no workmanship in it. Botched together with a glue gun instead of hand-sewn.
    “I’m happy with what we’ve agreed,” I say tightly, although “happy” is hardly the right word. “Happy” would have been
not
finding his draft love letters to another woman stuffed in his briefcase, where anyone searching for chewing gum might stumble on them.
    Love letters. I mean, love letters! I still can’t believe he wrote love letters to another woman and not to his own wife. I can’t believe he wrote explicit sexual poetry, illustrated by cartoons. I was genuinely shocked. If he’d written those poems to me, maybe everything would have been different. Maybe I would have realized what a self-obsessed weirdo he was
before
we got married.
    “Well.” He shrugs again. “Perhaps I have more of a long-term view. Maybe you’re too close.”
    Too close? How can I be too close to my own divorce? Who is this rubber-faced, emotionally stunted idiot, and how did he get into my life? I’m breathing so fast with frustration, I feel like if I rose from my desk now, I could give Usain Bolt a run for his money.
    And then it happens. I don’t exactly
mean
for it to happen. My wrist moves sharply and it’s done, and there are six little ink spots in a trail on his shirt and a bubble of happiness inside my chest.
    “What was that?” Daniel looks down at his shirt and then up, his face aghast. “Is that ink? Did you just
flick your pen at me
?”
    I glance at Noah to see if he witnessed his mother’s descent into infantile behavior. But he’s lost in the far more mature world of
Captain Underpants
.
    “It slipped,” I say innocently.
    “It slipped. Are you five years old?” His face crumples into a scowl and he dabs at his shirt, smearing one of the ink spots. “I could call my lawyer about this.”
    “You could discuss parental responsibility, your favorite subject.”
    “Funny.”
    “It’s not.” My mood suddenly sobers. I’m tired of playing tit for tat. “It’s really not.” I look at our son, who is bent over his book, shaking with laughter at something. His shorts are rucked up, and on his knee is a face drawn in ballpoint pen with an arrow pointing to it and
I AM A SUPERHERO
printed in