deed. Then a voice came from the doorway.
Dadâs voice. âI happen to like Elvis.â
Guess who has to clean out the litter box every day until Christmas? Me! Argh!
Thursday, November 16
Turns out we canât sell poinsettias and Hanukkah candles, after all. Ms. B found out itâs against school district policy. So weâre going to sell chocolate bars instead. Which is okay with me. Chocolate bars are a product I really believe in!
Monday, November 20
Amyâs been spending lots of time watching the Hamster Channel lately. Seems like whenever I look up, sheâs finished the assignment weâre on and is over there by Ralphsterâs TV home.
Ms. B lets her take him out and play with him sometimes. This afternoon Amy let him crawl up her sleeve. I guess it tickled, because she started to giggle. Ms. B giggled, too, but made Amy put Ralphster back.
Tuesday, November 21
At lunch today I walked past the table where Libby and Amy and a bunch of girls were sitting. I overheard one girl ask the others, âIf you had to go out with a boy, who would you go out with?â I slowed down and listened for answers, but they all started laughing and talking at once, and I couldnât pick out what any one person said. Like Amy.
Not that I care. I was just curious.
Ms. B drew Libbyâs name out of a hat, so she gets to take Ralphster home for Thanks-giving. Amy looked disappointed, but then Libby told her she could come visit anytime she wanted. Amy smiled from ear to ear.
Thursday, November 23
Thanksgiving Day
Had turkey for dinner, of course. Dad asked me to carve it. âNice job, Cody!â he kept saying, even though my slices werenât as neat as his.
For dessert we had pumpkin and pecan pie, which Mom got at the Benton Bakery. She could have gotten them cheaper at Wal-Mart, but said, âI buy local!â For a sequel to dessert we had some of my fund-raiser chocolate bars. Mom and Dad paid for them. Ace-brilliant-type-fund-raiser-guy-Me was thankful.
Friday, November 24
MC says itâs never okay to kiss a boy. âThey always slobber all over you.â I asked her how she knew about kissing. She said, âKen and Barbie kiss all the time! Do you and Amy?â
I said, âIâll tell you if you clean out the litter box.â
She said, âI donât want to know that bad!â
Tuesday, November 28
Today at recess a kid named Andrew kept hassling a girl named Amanda. He called her ânugget head,â and took the soccer ball away from her, and bumped into herâthe same kind of Old Me stuff I used to do in fourth grade to Tiffany in Portland.
Libby says itâs a stupid way to show somebody you care. Amy says itâs immature. I agree.
Saturday, December 2
MC said I should call this journal Girls Donât Get Cooties.
I said, âMind your own business. I donât need your help to figure out a title.â (Even though I havenât yet.)
She covered her ears and said, âI canât hear you!â
I said, âBesides, girls do get cooties. Thereâs one on you right now!â
Ha! You should have seen her run to check in the mirror. Serves her right since I have to do Emmaâs litter box until Christmas.
Monday, December 4
Today Ms. B said, âWe arenât going to have regular math.â
Somebody said what I was thinking: âYippee!â
Ms. B smiled. âWeâre going to do surveys instead.â
We all just kind of sat there until Zach said, âSurveys? You mean like when you ask people questions?â
Ms. B said, âNo, not like when you ask people questions. We actually are going to do the real thing!â
Zach rolled his eyes. He hates it when Ms. B gets on him for saying âlike.â
But hereâs the deal: all we have to do is pick a topic and come up with some questions, then go around asking them and write down what people say. Simple!
Maybe. Ms. B says we have to