âpresent the survey findings mathematically,â which I think means in a graph or something.
Anyway, Iâll worry about that part later. Right now Iâm going to make a list of things Iâd like to ask people. Because I always did like to, like, you know, ask lots of, like, questions. Like, How many times a day do you, like, say âlikeâ? (Like, Iâm not really, like, going to, like, ask that, though.)
Tuesday, December 5
I got a bunch of survey ideas, and Iâm going to do them all! If I canât get an A for quality, Iâll get one with tons of New Me quantity! An A for effort if nothing else.
Hereâs my first topic: food. Everybody has something to say about food.
Here are my questions (and how Iâd answer them):
âWhatâs your favorite food? (Chocolate for me, or pizza)
âLeast favorite? (Cooked cauliflower)
âHow often do you snack? (As often as possible)
âWhatâs the weirdest food you ever ate? (Frog legs, no lie)
âWhatâs the best food to have in a food fight? (Mashed potatoes)
Varoom! Iâm off and running! Look! Itâs a bird! Itâs a plane! No, itâs ace-brilliant-type-Question-Man!
Wednesday, December 6
Got a lot of great answers to my food survey. The grossest was Zachâs. He said that when he was at his grandmaâs house in Kentucky last summer, she made him eat boiled okra. Iâd never even heard of okra before, but Zach said, âItâs all slimy in your mouth, like snot.â I wondered how he knew what snot is like in your mouth, but you donât ask Zach things like that.
Maybe Iâll do my next survey on boogers. I could ask how often people pick their nose. And why they do it. And which finger they use. Index? Pinky? And what they do with it afterward. Then again, maybe I wonât.
Got 100 on my history test. I may not know a lot about boogers, but anything you want to learn about the Civil War, just ask!
Thursday, December 7
Another cool survey idea from ace-brilliant-type-Question-Man: growing up, as in â¦
âWhat do you want to be when you grow up? (A pro basketball player)
âAre you looking forward to growing up? (Yeah! Then I can drive a car! And eat dessert first.)
âHow do you know when youâre grown up? (No more pimples, Iâd say. And no one tells you what to do.)
Friday, December 8
Today at recess Libby drew a button on the back of each finger. She made a fist and went around asking the girls in our class to pick a button and push it. When they did, sheâd unfold that finger and there was the name of the boy theyâd marry. When Libby got to Amy, all the girls started hooting really loud. Amy looked embarrassed.
I wonder which boys Libby had written on her fingers.
By the way, Amy wants to be a veterinarian when she grows up. Libby, a lawyer. Tyler, a teacher. Zach, a race car driver, âor a squirrel poop inspector.â Emersonâbig surprise here!âan actor.
Saturday, December 9
Great weather today. No rain. Sun even came out and dried up the sidewalk.
Which MC and Jordy figured was in need of decoration. They got colored chalk and were out there all afternoon, which made for peace and quiet inside. It wasnât until I headed over to the park to shoot some hoops that I saw what theyâd been doing. In big block letters, stretching from our house to the corner, were the words CODY LOVES AMY!!!
I chased them around the house three times, but they kept slipping into the bushes and squirming away. Little worms! In the end I had to get the garden hose out of the garage and hook it back up, then turn the nozzle on full blast to wipe out what they kept calling their âart.â Even then you could still see it, though.
For once Iâll be really glad when it starts raining again.
Getting REALLY tired of cleaning out Emmaâs litter box. I asked Dad if he would shorten my punishment. He just