Pygmy by Chuck Palahniuk Read Free Book Online

drain of hole, climbing white whisper of steam. No squeal, no animal odor. White rodent erased.

Dispatch
Sixth
    Begins here sixth account of operative me, agent number 67, attending initial today structured compulsory education session. Public education institutionMiddle level.HomeroomDated current now. For official record, American education facility devoted humiliation and destroy all self-respect out native youth. Conspire to degrade all dignity. Calibrated tasks assigned to destroy all self-esteem.
    For official example, purpose lesson titled “Junior Swing Choir” many potential brilliant youth compelled sing song depicting precipitate remain pummel head of operative me. Complain how both feet too large size for sleeping mattress. Idiot nonsense song. Next sing how past visited arid landscape aboard equine of no title. All student compelled, no option.
    No baby animal to experiment. No access nitroglycerin. This agent possessing too much respect for teacher ask: Why gorge fatten heads gorging so much useless art and music? No benefit to state!
    For official record, moment American instructor display self in classroom door, students no stand and say, all unison one voice, “Greetings, esteemed most revered educator. Accept, please, our gratitude for the wisdom you impart.”
    Initial classroom session, feet of operative me stand by instinct, mouth say salutation, create full silent in classroom. Instructor eyeing. All student eyeing this agent.
    Out rear of classroom, voice, male voice say, “Fuck you, Pygmy.”
    Other voice, female, say, “Pygmy, you suck ass.”
    Followed all make laughter.
    Could be hand of operative me fling sharp pencil, Shooting Porcupine Dart,
zing-jab
, speed javelin harpooning center of student forehead, render damage brain, if surviving…vegetable.
    For official record, cat sister occupy same classroom as operative me. Host sister emanate smoke molten solder smell, finger spotted red burn, shining patches skin scorched. Sister cat eye rimmed irritation, branched blood tunnels exposed, angered of poison solder smoke.
    Additional present Junior Swing Choir: Trevor bitch. Also, operative Magda.
    Other rooms, hallway, midday eating location, eyes of operative me witness Tibor, Mang, Chernok, Tanek, Otto, and Vaky; all agent attempting shake from heads idiot lyric word of songs, infected worthless language of corrupt Western poetry. Useless American poetry and music no celebrate sacrifice lifetime to preserve state. No herald shining future of bright nuclear weapon, abundant wheat, and shining factory. No, instead most American song only empower to enjoy premature actions necessary for reproduction, grant permission commingle egg and seed among random partner occupying padded rear bench automobile.
    American structure education serve primary function introduce partners for reproduction. During sessions, many viable female gaggle, cluster knots around center gossip talk. Batting eye cover skin at direction most symmetrical potential male. Mesomorph male youths, targeted for seed, merelystrutting stenched clouds groin fungus infection acquired from appareled unclean athletic supporters.
    All must sing nonsense or no allowed college, no advanced physics and training. Force compelled to sing how yearning for location on top arched spectrum of light wavelengths created by precipitate. Exact song expressed Judy Garland, woeful martyr, slaughtered pawn of capitalist entertainment machine combined pharmaceutical complex.
    If no sing, all youth condemned into poverty. Denied possible advancement and self-realization.
    During “Junior Swing Choir,” compelled stand so make fence, layered several rows human fence, driven sing brainwash song, operative Magda tilt from behind this agent. Magda mouth into ear of operative me make whisper, say, “Comrade?” Say, “Commence you phase first of Operation Havoc?”
    Mouths of operative me merely fashioning lips shape of lyric words, no sing, say in return,