Mastering Multiple Position Sex by Eric M Garrison Read Free Book Online

from your paramour’s ear turns your mouth into a love line straight to the genitals. Here are a few steps for adding dirty dialogue to your duo.
    For thirty minutes minimum, using your Sunday morning crossword pen and a pad of paper—or your trusty laptops—each partner writes an erotic description of a sexual interlude between you. Choose words that appeal to all five senses: how her hair smells, how his lips feel, how her sweat tastes, how he looks in the sunlight, how her panting and purring turns you on. Be as dirty and as adventuresome as you wish.
    Next, sit down and swap stories. Again, you are not there to edit or spell-check, but rather to observe. What words did your partner use that turned you on? What scenarios did you read that excited you? What tone is created on the pages in front of you? What would you like to try? To avoid? To preserve as fantasy for the time being?
    Now, sit across from your partner—perhaps, for practice, in the Headers and Footers position that follows—and talk about the positive things that you liked about the piece. You can also raise questions about things that could provide better experiences: So, are you saying we should try more candlelight? Would you like me to dress as Tarzan once? What’s the most erotic word that I could use to refer to your __? It’s as though you both read each other’s sex diaries—with permission to do so.
    Incorporate these words and fantasies into your next text message, e-mail, love note, or phone call. Phone sex, where we cannot see our partner during dirty talk, can lead to great bedroom patter. Also, I have never understood why some couples pay for phone sex, when both of them get aroused by it, and—when it’s done with your partner—it’s free or at least cheaper than calling those numbers listed in the backs of magazines. You can make your own sound effects—be creative!—and you can also have sex toys available for personal use.
    You can also go an extra step with this exercise, before taking it to the bedroom. After agreeing on a time period, location, roles, etc., flip a coin to see who writes the first chapter of your erotic novel. When you are done, you read it to your partner who then writes the second chapter. You can end after two chapters, or see how far your imaginations carry you. Creativity, permission, humor, fantasy—these foster great sex.
    Once you’re back in the bedroom, you now have an anthology of sexual fantasies to talk about during sex. You have a thesaurus of body parts to which to refer. And if you both paid attention, you also know the boundaries and comfort zones within which to work. For instance, you could say penis , but you cannot say cock , because that offends him. You can talk about sex on the beach, because that was in her fantasy. You can invest in candles, because you both got nipple erections when you read that line in your shared erotica. Whatever the case, air your dirty laundry, but don’t hang it out too early. At least not until it’s soiled. And now, here’s how to soil those sheets!
    “Spelling and grammar don’t count; unleash your inner erotic author and let it all flow onto the paper—and through your loins.”
    “ Adagio means ‘at ease,’ so these are not the positions to attempt when you have a few minutes before dashing to the movies.”
    Setting the Stage
    These positions are suitable for almost any location, but I find that they work best in a bed with both a headboard and a footboard, such as a sleigh bed.
    Also, it’s important that your environment puts you both at ease. Choose music that relaxes you instead of rushes you. Free yourself from distractions, including phones, children, and pets. These positions could follow a laid-back lunch or reading the Sunday morning papers in bed together. They serve the college student as much as the retired professor; they are ageless, and by definition, they are timeless.
    Warm-Up
    These positions whisper for old-fashioned